Saturday, February 27, 2010

dear whoever-created-reesescups,

...you are a monster. and a motherfucker.
the end


well, lets just say last night wasnt the greatest.

i fucked up. bigtime.

in my drunken stupor i had:
who knows how many glasses of wine and beer
2 bowls of cereal
3 reeses cups
half a salad
a bunch of grapes
2 bananas

and im sure more, except i cant remember....

i woke up a few hours later with a big-ol bloated stomach and threw up and threw up. it was voilent and bloody. and i dont ever EVER EVER want to get drunk again.


its too bad REALLY. just the NIGHT BEFORE i had been showing off my toned abbs (at the flirtasous request of 3 hotties) at the gym to whistles and compliments.

and NOW!
fuck my life
fuck ME
fuck FOOD

i will never EVER get wasted again.
*stay strong~stay thin~STAY SOBER*

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